More sadistic and propaganda-laden than anything Mel could come up with

Danny : Is it true that there is a place in a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

Nicholas : Yes, Danny. There's a catch though, it only works if you were an American Vietnam vet using American bullets against a foreign enemy. In a flurry of gory-cum-bodily non sequiturs, all laws of physics will then collapse under the pressure of 80s action flick logic.

Danny : Oh.

Nicholas : MmmHmm. This is, a tasty ice-cream.

Little known fact: Watching John Rambo increases your testosterone level by tenfold, it also has the same effect as steroids sans the penile-shrinking.

And yes, this is a positive review.