When within proximity of a person of the opposite sex, engage a conversation. Then, attempt to conjure a nonexistent sexual allusion out of a harmless phrase coming from said person. Make sure it's a question and don't worry if it makes as much sense as Scientology, double entendre is a dying art anyway. Here's a real life example:-
Girl : Do you want to eat my crust? (referring to her pizza slice)
Not-very-witty : Euw, you want her to eat your crust? That sounds so wrong.
Remember potential comedians and comediennes, if you imbue any word with enough meaning (make sure this word is as abstract as ever, don't explain it) it can pass off as a euphemism for something sexual!
7 comments:
haha i was waiting for this post.
but then sexual innuendo can be fun sometimes, but then how would you know. nyahahha.
but then eat my crust do sound a bit dirty, but an "ewww" response is never good. make a weird face is enough or a maniacal grin.
nyahahha.
but then if someone doin that sexual innuendo thing towards the girl you fancy, well thats a no-no and i could understand the angst. lol
It's not funny.
am i laughing with you or at you?
hmm
ok its not funny but it CAN be funny.
If theres a hot chick on top of a tank and a clown comes out of nowhere and makes a joke..
Sex jokes still aint funny, but if done correctly will arouse "certain: individuals.
lol sex jokes are funny, anything can be. you have some issues if you cant find anythin funny with sex haha.
quote of the day...since alif wont update..
"Winners dont use Drugs....they instead SELL drugs to the losers"
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