Friday, May 9, 2008

Why do Myspace Malays write in meters?

I'm quite befuddled by this phenomenon that I've come to call "Rempit Haiku"

Confused? Here are some examples;

buat ape tew?
thx 4 da approvel ya..
komen my pic..

lol... saje jeww
i x buat ape2 pon...
u ni hawt la..

Seriously, what is up with that? Listen, I'm all for colloquialism, but fuck, this is the raping of the Malay language on an unprecedented scale. It's like the elephant anally ravaging the mouse, and then left it stranded to be butt-fucked by other animals below the mouse's strata in the animal kingdom.

Gargh, the mind boggles.

1 comments:

Syar said...

Yikes dude. What is going on with your metaphors?

Also, jewwi could be very subtle anti-Semitism, another reason to hate the 'rempit haiku'.