Stupid Arguments Made by Whitey

I'm not even black and I've encountered all of these on predominantly white forums, particularly the arguments denying racism on their part (disturbingly, "get over it" makes the most appearance, that and the young whitey entitlement issue™). This list is missing something though; how whitey disguise their racism by directing the hate towards hip hop instead. I guess the genre hasn't been completely stolen, perverted and sucked its soul off by them enough, you know, like rock music.

Look at all the cool music I listen to meme

I got this one from Syar

Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

How does the world see you? -

Will I have a happy life? -

What do my friends really think of me? -

What do people secretly think of me? -

What should I do with my life? -

What is some good advice for me? -

How will I be remembered? -

What is my signature dancing song? -

What do I think my current theme song is? -

What does everyone else think my current theme song is? -

What song will play at my funeral? -

What type of men/women do you like? -

Yes, I left the answers blank intentionally. Why you asked? Well, I don't have an actual playlist that I could play everytime I'm on the computer (really). Plus, even if I did the answers wouldn't make a lick of sense seeing as how they're randomly generated. But fret not, you can always check out my Facebook to see all the cool music I'm into, here;

http://profile.to/alifomar/

BATMANIME!

Behold..... Batman: Gotham Knight



Kevin Conroy returns to voice Bruce Wayne/Batman after a long while, yay.

Possibly the worst rapper alive next to Soulja Boy

The guy's wearing an Atmosphere tee. I wonder what artists who can rap and actually do hip hop think of his faux-indie meets hipster hop sensibilities. I'm guessing annoyance.

My elder brother is an inconsiderate cunt

Who the fuck plays anime loudly while the person he's sharing the room with is still sleeping? Shit, it would be at least understandable if it was afternoon, but in the morning? What the fuck? This isn't the first time either you pull off shit like this. What's the thought process there? Tell me. Fuck, I'm sorry, I forgot your mind is a nigh vacuous space only filled with inanity and selfish bullshit. You fucking cunt, I'm the younger brother here and I have to tolerate your bullshit all my life. Even if you were the younger one, you're still way into your 20s; fucking develop some maturity already, man.

You probably aren't even ashamed of this, are you? I mean, you're a cunt. Cunts and shame are mutually exclusive.

Asshole.

Why do Myspace Malays write in meters?

I'm quite befuddled by this phenomenon that I've come to call "Rempit Haiku"

Confused? Here are some examples;

buat ape tew?

thx 4 da approvel ya..

komen my pic..

lol... saje jeww

i x buat ape2 pon...

u ni hawt la..

Seriously, what is up with that? Listen, I'm all for colloquialism, but fuck, this is the raping of the Malay language on an unprecedented scale. It's like the elephant anally ravaging the mouse, and then left it stranded to be butt-fucked by other animals below the mouse's strata in the animal kingdom.

Gargh, the mind boggles.